Islamish

Islamish is a new hot religion founded by our rowdy, no-nonsense prophet Mad Jack Oldham. A religion that asks nothing of you other than to look at attractive women in bikinis, grow corn in the breadbasket of America, and eat pork on Sundays!

“Look. Grow corn. Eat pork on Sundays. That is all we ask.”

This is actually a registered religion in the state of Arkansas. And a nonprofit — although we don't have the paperwork just yet. Just to put your fears at ease: we are a legit nonprofit, all on the up and up and legal.